August 2011
14 posts
daughter: mom, i'm pregnant
mom: show me the carfax
daughter: mom... i'm not kid-
mom: the carfax
daughter: what am I going to-
mom: carfax
daughter: I can't affor-
mom: car
mom: fax
Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
lordtaco:
You:
1 tag
wetkitty69:
why are so many lesbians fat
hasslethehoff:
i kno women r really great and pride n respect and femenism slutwalk4evr and omg the Natural beauty of the menstrual cycle look aat how Natural and Beautiful this is just please stop taking pictures of it no one cares
skankpolice:
one time i chopped up some fudge and snorted lines of it
my morning
lilkimchronicles:
*bathes in pretty*
*brushes teeth with beautiful*
*combs hair with cute*
*looks in mirror*
“you’re.. beautiful” i whisper
1 tag
yeahiwasintheshit:
gifts4you:
pug cant reach
skankpolice:
“ur ugly”
ok
“ur fat”
ok
“how does it feel when im raping u with my black dick? do you like that? ripped ur labia, hope you dont mind”
ok
“ur blog sux”
OH HELL NO
July 2011
19 posts
west-nile-virus:
maybe when im tumblr famous my dad will stop drinking
1 tag
for future reference
i feel like i lucked out with lolsbians but im so00ooo paranoid that i accidentally stole that from someone so if i did IM SORRY :’( ily
June 2011
9 posts
1 tag
September 2010
4 posts
August 2010
4 posts
